What's up?

So, what's up? Notta here. You'd think that a lot has happened since I last posted, and you're kinda right.

STARGATE IS BACK ON! YAY! I'm very happy about that!

I am not officially an employee of Cold Stone Creamery, the best ice cream store on earth! lol! I love it! It's great and I've made some cool friends.

I also finished my screenplay...hum, i could put it up on here, but it's huge, I'll just give you a bit of a sample I suppose. It's called "Accidentally In Love" Its the story of a hired assaign who accidentally falls in love with her hit. It's a great story. You can't see it in proper format because it would take a lot of work to center all that on my own, but you get the gist. So here's a taste...

Cut to:
Ext. Michael’s House - Night
Beatrice (aka Cynthia) walks up to the door still grumbling about her alias. She knocks on the door and Michael opens the door.

Cynthia
(Perky)
Hi there!

Michael
(Laughing)
Those guys got me another stripper gram? Let me guess, sexcratary?

Cynthia looks at her clothes. She is wearing a medium length black skirt, and a low cut red shirt. She looks back up at Michael still not seeing where he’s coming from with his comment.

Cynthia
Actually I’m your new personal assistant, Cynthia Wesson.

She flinches when she says the name Cynthia, but its nothing compared to the flinch Michael gives after she says who she is.

Michael
Oh shit! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to offend you.

Cynthia
I could see how calling someone a stripper would be the most inoffensive thing to say to a stranger

Michael
(Nervously smiles)
Would you please come in?

Cynthia
Of course

Michael moves aside, and lets her in. They both walk into the living room where Cynthia takes a seat and Michael is standing by the bar.

Michael
Would you like something to drink?

Cynthia is still taken back by the room. It is very lavish and illustrates that Michael is very well off.

Cynthia
I’ll have water

Michael
One water commin’ right up. So where are you from?

Cynthia
No where in particular. We moved around a lot. Where are you from?

Michael
Here actually

Cynthia
How fascinating

Cynthia didn’t do many jobs like this, normally it was in, kill, out. She was getting tired of the chit chat already. Michael sat down on the chair opposite of her and stared at her not quite sure what to say. He cleared his throat and Cynthia sighed.

Michael
God I hate uncomfortable silences. Especially when they’re with someone you’ve just met. You’d think you would have loads of things to talk to them about, but really you just end up bullshitting around until you get this god-awful silence.

Cynthia
It’s a societal thing. We’re a culture of communication so we feel like we’ve always got to be saying something because when we’re not talking we’re stripped of all our bullshit and we’re seen for what we are, normal fucking human beings, and its uncomfortable; plain and simple.

Michael
Did you go to school to learn shit like that?

Cynthia
No, I’m just good at reading people

Michael
Obviously

Michael peeks up at the multiple camera monitors he’s got on the wall opposite of his bar. There is no one, but a few security personnel walking around. Cynthia catches what he’s looking at, and rolls her eyes.

Cynthia
Bit paranoid, don’t you think?

Michael
I pissed off the wrong people and now I’ve got a price on my head. It’s safety, not paranoia.

Cynthia looks at him blankly, and shrugs.

Cynthia
You say potato, I say potato

Michael
(Clears his throat)
So, um, you’ll live here. I’ve already got some schedules and stuff printed off for you. I used to do it all on my own, but it’s hard to manage it all by yourself the farther up you climb.

Cynthia
I’m sure it was terrible for you. My things were taking from me at the gate. When will I get them back?

Michael
Oh, I can get them now. They just needed to be inspected

Cynthia
Inspected? As in the Hulk out there was touching my underwear?

Michael
(Looking uncomfortable)
Safety purposes, you, you can’t be too safe

Cynthia
You say safety, I say pervert fondling my underwear

Michael
I’ll get it all brought in immediately
-He stands up and walks over to the intercom and pushed the button-
Robert, please bring my guests bags in immediately

Robert
(Heard from the intercom)
Yes sir

Cynthia sat back watching as Michael reacted to the confrontation. She tried not to smile to herself as she imagined the sort of fun she could have, playing with his mind.

---------------End Taste of Screenplay----------------

After that wins Best Screenplay at Cannes you can say you saw it here first!

Note to self: MUST SEE Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! I've been dieing to see it, but haven't been able to afford it! I can't wait to see it eventually! Johnny Depp is just too frakin hot!

Anyway, I'm gonna go cause I have a million things to do! But know that I will be back lol!

Love, grease, and Quentin Tarantino's boxer briefs!

Mindy